The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)
it’s nice to see people who look more like me on my dash.
FINALLY PEOPLE WITH FUCKING ROLLS GODDAMN
Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
My favourite thing my best friend has said ever was “wait, catdog is a cat and a dog attached to each other? I always thought they were both cats” completely serious about it
*~follow for more soft jeff goldblum~*
Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze